Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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