Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
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I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
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I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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