Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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