I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
It's never too late to be topless.
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I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
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Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
is that a dick in a sweater?
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