Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Randomize
