South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
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She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
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He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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