Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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