What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
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Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
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I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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