i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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