you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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