Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
another moral hangover. fuck.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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