it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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