I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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