she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
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And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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