it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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