Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
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It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
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Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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