just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
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Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
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It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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