The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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