She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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