two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
you had me at cake vodka
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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