I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
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I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
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She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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