Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
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You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
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Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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