I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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