dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
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bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
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yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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