Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
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Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
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HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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