She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
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