We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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