Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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