i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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