I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
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Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
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I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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