She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
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I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
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I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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