haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
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Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
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I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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