How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
well, you know. whores of a feather.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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