Its about making memories worth repressing
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
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I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
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idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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