i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
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I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
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I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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