I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
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No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
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I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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