Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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