Say something about gay babies.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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