I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Randomize
