But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
It's official drugs can't kill me
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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