Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
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oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
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I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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