I just cut my nipple shaving
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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