It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Randomize
