ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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