so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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