they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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