I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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