We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
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just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
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i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize