You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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