you turned your livingroom into a bong?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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