Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
and she was petting her beer can
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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