Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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