Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
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I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
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No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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